It would be nice to have these things.
Author: KrocK
Screwdriver
Maybe I would have had a little credibility if I hadn’t made that kind of word play all my life.
That one time of the year people on Facebook fake caring about your existance.
News in Canada
If you don’t understand, look up the hashtag on Twitter or Facebook.
Christmas three
Here’s a gift four you!
Turn signal
Driving a car is a constant reminder of how much people are disrespectful and don’t care about each others.
How to make ham
The internet will probably call it a blasphemy.
Cat
And when they are hungry they make up for all the time they ignored you by being so fucking annoying.
Stares
If I ever find something that fits with “elevator” I’ll probably do an alternate ending comic.
Gardening tips
They need love just like us!