If you don’t understand, look up the hashtag on Twitter or Facebook.
Christmas three
Here’s a gift four you!
Things I wish I could by at the supermarket
It would be nice to have these things.
Screwdriver
Maybe I would have had a little credibility if I hadn’t made that kind of word play all my life.
That one time of the year people on Facebook fake caring about your existance.
How to make ham
The internet will probably call it a blasphemy.
Cat
And when they are hungry they make up for all the time they ignored you by being so fucking annoying.
Stares
If I ever find something that fits with “elevator” I’ll probably do an alternate ending comic.
Turn signal
Driving a car is a constant reminder of how much people are disrespectful and don’t care about each others.
Greener glass
Sometimes you just want to impress your neighbors.