If you don’t understand, look up the hashtag on Twitter or Facebook.
Christmas three
Here’s a gift four you!
Things I wish I could by at the supermarket
It would be nice to have these things.
Screwdriver
Maybe I would have had a little credibility if I hadn’t made that kind of word play all my life.
That one time of the year people on Facebook fake caring about your existance.
Turn signal
Driving a car is a constant reminder of how much people are disrespectful and don’t care about each others.
How to make ham
The internet will probably call it a blasphemy.
Cat
And when they are hungry they make up for all the time they ignored you by being so fucking annoying.
Stares
If I ever find something that fits with “elevator” I’ll probably do an alternate ending comic.
Practice makes perfect
After nearly 25 years of handwriting, I’m still as bad as I was in school.